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Key West Cemetery: I Told You I Was Sick: Introduction

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMT

Photo credit CedarBendDrive from USA, CC BY 2.0. "I Told You I Was Sick." The epitaph on B.P. "Pearl" Roberts's headstone is the most famous line in Key West Cemetery, and it captures everything about this place: the dark humor, the defiance, the refusal to take even death entirely seriously. Spread across 19 acres at the foot of Solares Hill -- the highest point on an island that barely rises above sea level -- the cemetery holds an estimated 100,000 burials, more than three times the living population of Key West. The dead outnumber the living here, and they have better stories. The cemetery exists at this location because a hurricane in 1846 washed the bodies out of the original burial ground on the coastal sand dunes, and the city decided higher ground might be prudent. They have been stacking the dead here ever since.

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Key West Cemetery: I Told You I Was Sick: Built on Borrowed Ground

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMT

Photo credit CedarBendDrive from USA, CC BY 2.0. The original Key West cemetery sat on Whitehead Point near the West Martello Towers, where the coastal sand dunes seemed like a reasonable place to bury the dead on a small island. Then the hurricane of 1846 arrived and proved otherwise, washing bodies from their graves and scatt...

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Key West Cemetery: I Told You I Was Sick: Sailors, Soldiers, and Freedom Fighters

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMT

Photo credit CedarBendDrive from USA, CC BY 2.0. The cemetery carries the weight of Key West's military history. A dedicated section honors the sailors killed aboard the USS Maine, which exploded in Havana Harbor on February 15, 1898 -- the event that triggered the Spanish-American War. Two dozen of those sailors are buried her...

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Key West Cemetery: I Told You I Was Sick: The Grave Robber and the Beauty

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMT

Photo credit CedarBendDrive from USA, CC BY 2.0. Among the cemetery's most unsettling stories is the tale of Maria Elena Milagro de Hoyos, a young Cuban-American woman considered a local beauty in the 1920s. She died of tuberculosis in 1931 at age 22. Carl Tanzler, a German-born radiology technician at the local Marine Hospital...

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Key West Cemetery: I Told You I Was Sick: Epitaphs with Attitude

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMT

Photo credit Brian.S.W, CC BY-SA 4.0. Key West Cemetery is famous for its irreverent headstone inscriptions, a tradition that reflects the island's defiant spirit. Beyond Pearl Roberts's classic "I Told You I Was Sick," Gloria M. Russell's stone reads "I'm Just Resting My Eyes" -- the excuse of every person who has e...

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